17/09/08: Bigger than god
If you own a console, you own COD4: Modern Warfare (except the Wii…well, fuck you Wii) And with the upcoming release Infinity Ward are being nasty little buggers by releasing Multi-player clips and this is more awesome than a Christmas present which runs around and shoots freaking lasers out of its eyes. But for reasons I cannot understand I can’t embed the videos: so the link to these new clips are
>>>>>>>>CLICK HERE<<<<<<<
in them brackets if you’re a retarded monkey (ok with the videos site vanishing quicker than Jason Bourne into a lake its just the website in general now)….Who’s a cute retarded monkey? You are….
But with this game now bigger than Halo 3, which in turn is more popular than God, there’s no wonder it can go for £55 (UK) and God knows how much in American Dollar.
Awwwww; Doesn't he just make you just wanna smoosh him?
It’s not all good news mind you. The day CoD: MW2 is released, 100% of XBOX Live users heads will be imploded by the instantaneous shout of the word N00B at a higher frequency than, well, God…
additional: The website put on the HERE link is the website with lots of info on the upcoming bigger than god release but go ahead watch this kid on COD5 ….arrogant cock
http://www.phillyd.tv/2009/05/18/arrogant-cod5-kill/
Also new news (all of the weapons!!!)
http://modernwarfare247.com/news/modern-warfare-2-multiplayer-weapons-update
23th April 2009: Oh look..theres air force one.. and its getting *BOOM*
Welcome to another review from Backseat Reviewers from Dan…. The super villain of the brand as I will break bens ankles soon if he doesn’t do a kill zone 2 review soon… damn you Ben… but this week’s rookie came over from France… well err.. Yeah … he didn’t last long… after 20 words and 3 of them where… Halo, shit & worst…Ben lifted him up with his hulk powers and dropped him head 1st into a vat of bree and I let the room as it was too gruesome to recall…but onto the review… And funnily enough the next rookie
Look ma, no hands!
Tom Clancy’s HAWX, the most recent addition to the always growing tom Clancy family… its growing so much so that he will need to start killing them off to fit them all in the house, In the time of the year known as fuck all is coming out except games which are either shit (not naming anyone…avatar) or childish (Barry’s first sandbox) its getting harder to find games to review But HAWX is the 1st flight simulator out of the sea of self righteous FPS gun wank that is the majority of the Tom Clancy name which means it will be living as the black sheep of the family and will swiftly have a bed next to the family dog…in the back garden, HAWX is set in the near future where you start off in the US army until they decide you boot you quicker than a child hides that sweater his grandmother made for him. From this you join a corporation and work for them who are working for the US for… A BIT… until they turn their back on the US and work for the non-descript enemies (presumably not to piss anyone off… but it’s a bit late now… it’s like shooting the murderer after he’s killed a prostitute….or something like that because now…even France hates them and that’s saying something) and you like the patriotic arse grime you are go crawling back to the US who reinstate you.. BLAH BLAH BLAH…. The story is so patriotic it makes my eyes hurt just for watching (it could be that or the huge screen I watch it on…. Either or … doesn’t matter) but basically HAWXS is exactly like top-gun … without the boring non-flying bits……and Tom cruise….oh and the strangely homo-erotic volley ball scene …
Butt-Plug and Gimp suit just out of shot
but it has more planes for the plane nerds (but to everyone you’ll just see the same old arse end of a plane and explosions around you)…. And some other cool stuff…..WAIT…ITS MISSING THE CHEESY MUSIC AS WELL…I’m done… The flight simulation part which should be all we look at is really good… not that I have had experience in them though, but it’s fun and you get to blow stuff up with missiles at 3000miles a hour which isn’t normally a good thing as you sometimes miss the explosions to fly nose 1st into the nearest building … which is sometimes a skyscraper, the white house and if you’re lucky like me it won’t be a building it will be Air force one which has never looked better… well until I flew into it nose 1st that is…there’s also a nice addition to it called “assistance mode off” which would be better describes as … I’m floating in the sky watching my plane from a fucked up angle and do crazy stunts and sometimes spin round the plane to the nose just to piss the player off and help them fly into non-descript buildings…what is it with this game and flying into fucking buildings … the bane of all pilots….apart from this there’s not much more to say…the terrain looks awesome until you fly low…then it looks like a fat man sat on it after a all you can eat buffet and decided not to get up for half an hour (for those who doesn’t get that .. it means its flat…pixilated and looks shit) there’s lots of different areas to fly that look awesome … except the before mentioned fatty issue and it’s a pretty good single player game which induces fun onto you like a gentle massage to the temples will make you relax… there’s a multiplayer element though and that’s where the problems start to occur quicker than a .. Well a fatty to a all you can eat buffet.. There’s 2 modes .. Multiplayer campaign which is the same as single player.. So no problems .. all the funs of flying through fantastic scenery to crash into building but with your buddies and there is also a versus dog fight mode… this is shallower than a puddle with Katie Price standing in it and the lobbies are quieter than a one horse town after a nuke has dropped….
The Good
The scenery is spectacular
The Story is solid
The planes are sweet Its Fun…remember that well I didn’t until this
The Bad
The multiplayer sucks harder than a hooker trying to get money for food
THERES NO CHEESY MUSIC
The scenery is shit below 500ft
FOR CHRIST SAKES THERES NO SIGN OF THE CHEESY MUSIC
The Ugly…
Well the shit scenery and the lack of THE FUCKING CHEESEY MUSIC!!!!!!!!! Its times like these you wish tom cruise can come diving in and save the day with the fucking top gun song….. Oh well I’ll just have to go back to humming it as I’m playing
Tom Cruise... a man with one use and it isnt preaching
OPINION: Teaching IT In Schools
IF there is one thing that really gets on my tits, I suppose that it would have to be the way that “Information Technology” is taught in school.
In my limited experience, I have come across numerous institutions that have employed non-IT teachers as IT teachers. Is this an issue? In short yes. It is. Im not going to turn around and compare this to say taking on a science teacher to teach english, but, the principle is there. To teach a subject one should specalise in that area. And only then should they be allowed to teach it.
Should IT actually be taught as it’s own subject? No. In short is shouldn’t. Computing has come so far since doing a CS degree 30 years ago, when the machines needed whole rooms and one had to book time to compile code on the beast. Modern computing, however does not require this. Most children growing up today haver access to computers, wether it be just at school, or more commonly, having at least one computer at home. And all the while being “internet savvy”, as the “always on” society continues to grow.
So, with this all this in mind it leads me to conclude that because of the way we use computers in the modern era that IT as its own subject should not exist, rather be integrated into other subjects, and used in the way that businesses use IT. I am aware that the government are starting to push for this attitude towards teaching IT, but i still feel we are a long way off from this.
As a side note, there is an instance in which IT can be its own subject. And thats to teach it to a depth that one is taught english or science. A watered-down CS course perhaps? But. There is no way that someone who qualified as an English teacher is allowed to even touch this shit.
/endRant
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